I’d call it Wonderland

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He’s back! This week Rye’s Mexican Wrestler gives into temptation which leads to thoughts of a better place.

Jesus Carveros is an artist living in Rye. His work takes on many forms – from spoken word and performance to appropriated found pieces to pottery, painting and sculpture. He describes himself as “a Mexican wrestler that doesn’t wrestle”. 

Diary Entries is a series of pieces we are publishing in Rye News. They’re also set to music, including this one. See below. Seriously. Have a listen.

Diary Entry 28

I’m very worried

I have a serious problem
I’m addicted to Maltesers

I can’t stop thinking about them
Or eating them

There’s a family pack in the fridge right now
Screaming at me

Hey Jesus
Please eat me

They’re so much nicer when they’re freezing cold
The colder the better

They’re much crunchier when they’re real cold
And who doesn’t like a munch of a crunch

But I tell ya
I wouldn’t eat a single Malteser that’s at room temperature
No darn way Jose
Let alone a whole pack

They’re very shrewd those people that market Maltesers
There was a time when there was just one size bag you could buy
Well, let me tell you…times have changed

Now you can buy Maltesers as an ice cream
And in lots of different bags
From small to medium to giant

And as little chocolates that have Maltesers in them
In a bag

That’s chocolates inside other chocolates
Crazy eh

Would you Adam and Eve it

Oh
And white ones
Now you can buy white Maltesers

Every time I go to a petrol station I’m tempted
I try my best not to buy any
But I always give in

I tell myself it’ll be my last pack
That I won’t buy anymore
Then I do buy more

Thinking about it this feeling goes on all day

Exercise is another challenge

When I do exercise I feel a lot better
But I don’t want to do it

It all gets a bit too repetitive
And boring

I don’t do enough exercise

What I do is look at images of people exercising
Doing weights
Sit ups
Curls
Jumps
Press ups
Twists
Lunges
Stretches

And other things that look like they take a lot of effort

Then
Instead of doing the exercises myself I save each exercise I see on a screen
Then I tell myself I can do the exercises later
But I don’t

I never do

I just screen-save more exercises
And I don’t do them either

It’s a recurring cycle

Doing what’s bad
Not doing what’s good

My phone is another problem
I keep looking at it
I can’t stop

It takes me over
I watch mindless posts from mindless people

I don’t want to
But I can’t stop

This got me thinking

Imagine there’s a place where there were no phones
And no internet

And no Maltesers

Or sweets
Or fizzy drinks
Or brand names
Or logos
Or cars
Or houses
Or anything bad

Imagine a place that was untouched
Nothing man made
A hundred percent natural

Totally pure
Totally perfect

A place where you could be you

Where it didn’t matter if you were rich or poor
Where everyone was lovely
And friendly
And chatty

Where people cared about each other
And looked after each other

People didn’t fight or argue
They just talked things through

Imagine that place
That’d be a nice place wouldn’t it

I’d call it Wonderland
That’s where I want to be

In Wonderland
Just being me

You can find more recordings here.

Image Credits: Roderick Field .

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